Event 002: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
**AGENDA ITEM: 1**
- Discuss the feasibility of replacing all world leaders with sentient sock puppets.
- Explore the potential benefits of having a sock puppet president.
- Address the logistical challenges of maintaining a sock puppet cabinet.
Subcommittee Gamma:
Meeting Minutes from Last Week
- The committee chairperson wore a particularly fetching pair of striped socks.
- The subcommittee member from the "Tentatively Supportive" faction abstained from discussion due to an existential crisis.
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