Present: Chairperson, Subchairperson, and 3 members.
Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM sharp.
The Chairperson opened the meeting by stating, "I'm not sure why we're here." The Subchairperson responded, "I'm not sure either, but I brought donuts."
Discussion ensued, involving heated arguments over the merits of cream-filled versus jelly-filled donuts.