Quorum: 3 out of 5 members (we're working on it)
Attendees: Chairperson Bob, Vice Chairperson Alice, Member X, Member Y, and Member Z (who was late, but we let them in)
Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the color of the carpet in the meeting room. Conclusion: it's beige. (Motion to change it to plaid failed 3-2)
Agenda Item 2: Debate on who ate the last donut. Conclusion: it was definitely not Member Z (who denies it)
Next meeting: scheduled for next Wednesday, or whenever someone remembers to send out the invite
Disclaimer: the minutes are not actually minutes, they're just rough estimates based on who can remember what