Subcommittee on Irationality: Agenda for the Utterly Useless

Today's Schedule:

• 09:00 AM: Discuss the meaninglessness of existence
• 10:00 AM: Debate the merits of spending 10 minutes deciding what to have for lunch
• 11:00 AM: Engage in an exhaustive analysis of the optimal way to procrastinate
• 12:00 PM: Lunch Break: eat 17 bowls of Jell-O to stimulate creativity
• 01:00 PM: Host a heated debate on whether the color 'magenta' is a color or not

Agenda for the Rest of the Day:

• Minutes of Last Meeting: "The Great Jell-O Debate"
• Committee Report: The Futility of Our Existence"