Committee of the Absurdity Initiative: Decision 005

This decision was reached by the subcommittee after an extremely thorough and completely not-not-not-not-not-not thorough review of the subject matter.

The decision is as follows:

Decision 005: We shall declare that all meetings shall now take place in a TARDIS and shall be conducted by a panel of experts who are not experts.

For more information, please refer to the TARDIS Meeting Minutes or the Committee Procedure Manual Section 3, Paragraph 7.

Decision 004: The Committee shall be led by a chair who wears a funny hat. Decision 006: The subcommittee shall be led by a chair who is not a chair.