As of today, all employees are mandated to take 30 minutes of paid naptime from 12:00 to 12:30 PM every Friday. This is non-negotiable. Do not question it.
Subcommittee of the Irrelevance Initiative: Chair, Zorvath P. Fizzypop
Next Meeting: 3 weeks hence, same time, same place. Don't be late!
DECISION 003: Mandatory Disco Dance Party Minutes of the Meeting