Decision 002: Mandatory Meetings for the Sake of Mandatory Meetings

By a unanimous vote (of 1 person), the subcommittee has decided that all meetings shall henceforth be scheduled on Fridays at precisely 3:14 PM.

This decision is expected to increase productivity by 0% and decrease sanity by 10%.

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• Subcommittee Members: Subcommittee of the Irrelevance Prophets