Subcommittee Zeta Agenda

Today's agenda is filled with thrillingly unproductive activities.

  1. 9:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Coffee will be served, but not actually drunk.
  2. 9:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Debate the meaning of 'meaningful' in a 3-hour meeting.
  3. 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch will be served, but not actually eaten.
  4. 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Discuss the importance of 'synergy' in the workplace.

Subcommittee members are encouraged to arrive early, but only if they feel like it.