Important Announcements from the Bureaucracy-Red-Tape Committee

Meeting Minutes

Meeting 3452: A meeting so boring, we're not sure why we're even having it.

• Item 1: We will discuss the meaning of life.
• Item 2: We will discuss the color of the carpet in the break room.
• Item 3: We will decide who ate the last donut in the break room.

Important Decisions

Decision 1: We have decided to do absolutely nothing.

• Reason: We are all too tired.
• Next meeting: In 6 months, or maybe never.

Announcements

Announcement 1: The vending machine is now stocked with an assortment of stale coffee and slightly used tissues.

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