Item: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Staplers"
Chairman Jenkins opened the meeting with a somber expression, "Fellow committee members, it has come to my attention that the stapler in the conference room has gone missing. Again."
- Member Smith proposed that we "just buy a new one"
- Member Johnson suggested that perhaps it was "stolen by the stapler overlords"
- Chairman Jenkins sternly reminded the committee that "staplers are a matter of national security"
After much discussion, it was decided that the stapler would remain lost, and that we would just use our "super-efficient" binders instead. (Minutes 3-5)