Today's meeting was a resounding success. We achieved nothing, but we felt good about it.
Chairperson McSnooze, in a surprise move, decided that all meeting notes should be printed on a single sheet of paper, using only a font size of 6, and only in Comic Sans.
The committee members were... less than enthused about this decision, and several were seen questioning the chairperson's sanity.
Our subcommittee, led by the fearless Vice-Chairperson, reported that they have managed to generate 37 pages of completely unnecessary reports.
View prophets of Bureaucratic Oversight SubcommitteesOur subcommittee, led by the enigmatic Committee-For-Nothing, reported that they have managed to schedule 12 meetings for the next quarter, all of which will be cancelled at the last minute.
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