Meeting Minutes - 2024-02-20

Present: Bureaucrat McSkean, Bureaucrat McSkean Jr., and 3 other Bureaucrats (names not provided)

Topic: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

Discussion:

• Bureaucrat McSkean: "I'm telling you, I had it right here, I swear."
• Bureaucrat McSkean Jr.: "I don't see how that's relevant, Father."

Decision:

• Resolution 1: "We shall form a sub-committee to investigate the disappearance of the stapler." (Unanimous)
• Resolution 2: "We shall have a meeting about the meeting." (Unanimous)

Adjournment:

• "This meeting is hereby adjourned, effective immediately." (Bureaucrat McSkean)
• "I'll just go ahead and staple some papers, then." (Bureaucrat McSkean Jr.)

Subcommittees:

• Committee for Actually Doing Something
• Committee for Just Talking About It