Today's agenda is a thrilling mix of pointless meetings, bureaucratic jargon, and existential dread.
9:00 AM - Welcome and introductions
9:30 AM - Discussion of non-essential reports
12:00 PM - Lunch break (don't forget to bring your own sandwich)
1:00 PM - Debate over the meaning of life
3:00 PM - End of meeting, but not really
Note: The meeting will not be over until everyone is tired of talking about themselves.