Today's agenda is a thrilling mix of pointless meetings, bureaucratic jargon, and existential dread.

9:00 AM - Welcome and introductions

9:30 AM - Discussion of non-essential reports

12:00 PM - Lunch break (don't forget to bring your own sandwich)

1:00 PM - Debate over the meaning of life

3:00 PM - End of meeting, but not really

Note: The meeting will not be over until everyone is tired of talking about themselves.

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