Today's meeting will be held in the basement, because why not?
1. Discuss the meaninglessness of our own existence
2. Decide on a new committee name that's even more pointless than before
1. Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official communications
2. Vote on whether or not to take a two-hour lunch break
3. Discuss the finer points of procrastination and time management
Tuesday at 2 PM, because who needs sleep?
Wednesday at 3 PM, because we'll just repeat the same meeting from Tuesday