Committee on Cookie Policy

Agenda

Subcommittee: Cookie Shapes

Meeting Minutes, March 22nd, 2023

Present:

• Chairperson: Jane D.
• Cookie Connoisseur: John D.
• Cookie Critic: Bob S.

Discussion

Item 1: The importance of cookie shapes

The committee debated the significance of the circular shape of cookies. Jane D. argued it was a symbol of perfection, while John D. claimed it was a sign of laziness. Bob S. suggested it was a ploy by the cookie manufacturers to confuse us.

Item 2: The ethics of cookie hoarding

The committee explored the moral implications of keeping cookies for oneself. Jane D. advocated for a "first come, first served" policy, while John D. pushed for a "one cookie per person" rule. Bob S. suggested we all just have a "cookie party" and share.

Decisions:

• Item 1: The committee decided that cookie shapes are indeed a reflection of our collective consciousness.
• Item 2: The committee voted to establish a cookie sharing system, with a 3-cookie limit per person.

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