Today's Agenda

  1. Item 1: Discuss the merits of buying more staplers
  2. Item 2: Debate the optimal amount of coffee to drink while in committee
  3. Item 3: Consider the societal implications of a committee-created holiday
  4. Item 4: Determine the best way to spend an entire afternoon
  5. Item 5: Decide on a new committee mascot

Next meeting: 2 weeks, same agenda, same excitement.

Subcommittee of the Pointless Committee: Fun Subcommitee