Pointless Committee Agenda
Meeting Minutes - Infinite Loops Resolution 2
Present:
- Chairperson, Bob
- Vice Chairperson, Alice
- Member, Dave
- Member, Jane
Infinite Loops Resolution 2 - Main Points
The following resolutions were discussed:
- Looping Over Its Own Rumpus (Sec 1)
- Eternal Repetition of Stupidity (Sec 3)
- Infinite Reiteration of Silly Thoughts (Sec 5)
Resolution: Looping Over Its Own Rumpus
Discussion:
- Bob: "We must loop over its own rumpus."
- Alice: "But why?"
- Dave: "Because."
- Jane: "I'm confused."
Decision:
- Approved 3-2-1
Resolution: Eternal Repetition of Stupidity
Discussion:
- Alice: "We must repeat our previous resolution."
- Dave: "But why?"
- Bob: "Because."
- Jane: "But what about the consequences?"
Decision:
- Approved 3-2-1
Resolution: Infinite Reiteration of Silly Thoughts
Discussion:
- Jane: "We must reiterate our previous resolutions."
- Dave: "But why not just keep going?"
- Bob: "Because."
- Alice: "I'm lost."
Decision:
- Approved 3-2-1
Next Meeting
When: Never.
Where: Nowhere.
Why: Because.