Today's Agenda:
1. Discuss the merits of procrastination as a viable career path.
2. Debate the ethics of microwaving last night's pizza for lunch.
3. Elect a new chairperson who will inevitably do nothing.
4. Consider the implications of wearing pajamas to work.
5. Vote on whether or not to take a three-hour break to watch cat videos.
6. Discuss the importance of napping in the supply closet.
7. Determine the optimal amount of time to spend playing solitaire on company time.
8. Consider the possibility of replacing meetings with group naps.