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Research has shown that the current lack of coffee breaks is causing a significant decline in productivity and morale. We propose introducing mandatory 30-minute coffee breaks every 2 hours to combat this issue.
We all know that the most productive hours of the day are between 8-10 am. Let us make the most of this time by ensuring that meetings do not disrupt the delicate art of cereal consumption.
Research suggests that employees who take short breaks to replenish their snack supplies are more focused and productive upon return to work. Let us make this a formal part of our company culture.