The Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs: Toasting Techniques
In the esteemed tradition of our committee, we have deigned to provide you with information on the art of toasting.
The art of toasting is a complex and nuanced field, requiring a delicate balance of heat and timing.
It is our firm belief that a well-cooked piece of toast can change lives.
Figure 1: A perfectly toasted slice of bread, a true marvel of human ingenuity.