Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs: Sugar Tower Designs

Meeting Minutes for the 14th of Never

Minutes of Never Sugar Tower Designs Committee Report

Sugar Tower Design Proposal

We, the committee, have proposed the construction of a sugar tower in the heart of our city. The tower shall be made of pure crystalline sugar, with a base made of intricately carved stone.

The tower's primary function will be to house a 10-story candy buffet.

The committee has also decided to include a 3D printing facility for the production of custom sugar-based art pieces.

Due to the tower's immense popularity, we have also decided to include a revolving door that dispenses free lollipops to all visitors.

Estimated completion date: Never. Estimated budget: Infinite.

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