Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's meeting will be a thrilling experience, we promise.

09:00 - Arrival of the committee members. Please do not forget to bring your own chairs.
09:30 - Introduction by the chairperson, who will probably fall asleep during the meeting.
10:00 - Discussion of the importance of having meetings.
11:00 - Lunch break. Please do not eat at your desk.
12:00 - Debate about the merits of beige vs. brown as a committee color scheme.