Supreme Leader of the Socks

The Supreme Leader of the Socks is a position of great power and responsibility, but also great laziness. Their duties include:

• Deciding which socks to wear with their favorite pants.
• Making sure the sock drawer is always stocked with a sufficient supply of fresh, clean socks.
• Conducting regular audits on the Sock-to-Foot ratio to ensure no one is hoarding socks.

Learn more about the Sock-to-Foot ratio or read the Supreme Leader's latest speeches.