html Tangential Concerns Committee: Bed Debate

Are We Sure We Need Beds?

Subcommittee: "Beds for the Unnecessarily Sleep-Deprived"

Tuesday, 14:00

Present: Chairperson, Dr. Jane, and 3 other prophets of doom.

Agenda:

Subcommittee: "Beds for the Chronically Disorganized"

Meeting Minutes:

  1. Dr. Jane: "I've been thinking, we don't need beds. It's just a waste of space."
  2. Chairperson: "But what about all the people who sleep all day?"
  3. Dr. Jane: "Those people are just outliers."

Beds as a Form of Soft Rebellion

Note: Beds are not actually being considered as a form of soft rebellion. This is just a placeholder for the sake of the agenda.