Item 1: Do Cats Have Nine Lives?
After weeks of debate, the committee has reached a consensus: yes, cats do have nine lives. However, this is not a fixed number. It's more like 8.5 lives, give or take a few.
We propose to rename the concept of "nine lives" to "feline probabilistic existentials" to better reflect the uncertainty principle at play.
- Dr. Johnson, expert in Feline Physics, argued that the concept of nine lives is an oversimplification.
- Dr. Rodriguez, expert in Feline Biology, countered that the number of lives might actually be dependent on the cat's diet.