Quantifying Quantum Mysteries: The Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting Minutes, Day 42, Session 6

Concerns:

• Quantifying the exact number of minutes spent discussing the meaning of "nothing".
• Defining the proper protocol for dealing with spontaneous combustion in committee meetings.
• Establishing a standardized method for calculating the aerodynamics of a well-placed stapler on a cubicle desk.
• Investigating the feasibility of implementing a "nap-time" policy for committee members.

Subcommittees:

• Quantum Nap Time
• Stapler Dynamics
• Meaning of Nothing