Today's meeting has been called to address a pressing concern: the theft of the last cookie. Yes, you heard that right. Someone in this very room has eaten the last cookie.
The committee has gathered evidence, but it's all circumstantial at best. There's a crumb on the floor, a smudge on the counter, and a faint scent of chocolate wafting through the air.
Committee member, Bob, has come forward with a suspicious alibi. "I was just, uh, testing the cookie for quality control purposes," he claims.
We're not buying it, Bob. The cookie was a chocolate chip cookie. You're not exactly known for your love of chocolate.
We'll be investigating further and getting to the bottom of this scandal.
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