Pointless Committee: Agenda for the Ages

Meeting Minutes for the Unimportant

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the Meaning of Life

Because, honestly, we've been putting it off for years.

• Subpoint A: Define what constitutes a "meaning"
• Subpoint B: Determine how to measure its significance

Pointless Committee: Where the Only Thing That Matters is the Only Thing We're Discussing