10:00 AM: Coffee Break
We'll all just stare at each other for 10 minutes while someone makes a few awkward small talk comments.
10:15 AM: Theoretical Discussion of Theoretical Problems
We'll spend an hour talking about things we don't really understand but sound smart when we talk about them.
11:30 AM: Lunch Break
We'll all eat stale sandwiches while discussing the meaning of life, or just plain eat our feelings.
12:00 PM: Conclusion of Absolutely Nothing
We'll all look at each other with a sense of accomplishment while secretly wondering if it's time to go home yet.