12:00 PM: Arrival and awkward small talk
12:05 PM: Review of last week's meeting minutes ( pages 1-5 )
12:15 PM: Discussion of the importance of beige color schemes
12:30 PM: Break for stale coffee and daydreaming
12:45 PM: Presentation on the history of procrastination
1:15 PM: Lunch ( bring your own sandwich )
1:45 PM: Debate on the merits of using Comic Sans
2:00 PM: Adjournment and departure