Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of "never-ending" and whether it's a real word.

• Subcommittee A: Debate the etymology of "never-ending" with a panel of experts.
• Subcommittee B: Research and report back on the feasibility of scheduling meetings that actually never end.
• Subcommittee C: Develop a new meeting format that incorporates infinite loopback.

Declassified Minutes:

Yesterday's meeting was a resounding success, with only 37 minutes of actual progress made before adjourning.

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