Meeting of the Pointless Committee prophets of Procrasian Proportions, held in a cramped, dimly lit conference room, with a faint scent of desperation in the air.
10:00 AM: "The Great Wall of Procrastination" - A discussion on the merits of spending more time on cat videos than actual work.
10:30 AM: 30 minutes of Unproductive Napping - prophets will be expected to bring their own beanbag chairs
12:00 PM: The Quest for the Perfect Snack - a debate on the optimal ratio of cookies to chips in a meeting room
2:30 PM: The Prophetic Proportions of Procrastination - a presentation on the exponential growth of unnecessary meetings
Meeting adjourned. Prophets, please do not forget to turn off the lights and lock the door on your way out.