**The Quest for the Golden Scone**
We are the Ancient Legendary Society of the Pointless Committee, a group of esteemed experts in the field of doing nothing.
As our most esteemed leader, Chairperson McPointless, has decreed, we have embarked on a quest for the legendary Golden Scone. This sacred relic is said to be hidden deep within the depths of our conference room.
Our mission is to find the Golden Scone, a treasure rumored to grant the finder immense power and the ability to do even more nothing.
Join us on this epic adventure as we navigate the treacherous landscape of our office supply closet, avoiding the pitfalls of the copier room and the treacherous waters of the break room.