Meet the experts who've spent years searching for the world's greatest treasures. Or, at the very least, interesting rocks.
Dr. Jane Smith, Archaeological Specialist (aka "The Rock Whisperer")
Dr. John Doe, Treasure Hunter Extraordinaire (aka "The Man with a Map")
Professor Bob Johnson, Historian of the Ancient and Inane (aka "The Oracle of Lost Knowledge")
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