09:00 - 09:30: "The History of Pointless Committees" by Dr. Jane Smith
09:30 - 10:00: "The Benefits of Doing Nothing" by John Doe
10:00 - 10:30: "Break: Free Time to Stare at Walls and Wonder Why We're Here
10:30 - 11:00: "The Art of Procrastination: A Guide" by Sarah Johnson
Bernie Brown's Committee: Pointless Agenda is a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to doing absolutely nothing.
We meet regularly to discuss the meaninglessness of our existence and the futility of our endeavors.
Our meetings are filled with stimulating conversations, exciting PowerPoint presentations, and copious amounts of free donuts.