Bernie's Special Taskforce: The Quest for the Perfectly Good Time

Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive "Perfectly Good Time". A time so perfect, so divine, that it will make you forget all about the crushing ennui of existence.

Mission Briefing

We've got a few leads, but we'll need your expertise to track down the source of the Perfectly Good Time. Our team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated agents are on the case. Stay tuned for updates.

Lead One: The Mysterious Case of the Overly-Happy Socks Lead Two: The Enigmatic Disappearance of the Perfectly Good Sock

We're not just any ordinary taskforce, no sir. We're on a mission.

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We'll keep you updated on our progress, or lack thereof.