According to ancient lore, the Committee of Utensil Oversight and Management (CUOM) was formed in 1987 to tackle the pressing issue of lost kitchen utensils.
Legend has it that the Committee's founder, a bespectacled and besuited individual, was last seen wielding a trusty spoon.
Little is known about the fate of this spoon, but rumors of its whereabouts have been circulating for decades.
Despite the Committee's efforts, the spoons continue to disappear at an alarming rate, leaving many to wonder:
Learn more about the Spoon Squadron and their valiant efforts to track down the missing utensils.
Did you know?
That the lost spoon is said to possess mystical powers of stirring and flipping?
That the Committee has been searching for the spoon in a secret underground bunker beneath the city's central park?
That the true purpose of the Committee is not actually to find the spoon, but to distract you from the impending robot uprising?