Lost and Found
As per committee bylaws (Article 3, Section 2, Subsection 4), all items left on the conference table will be subject to being thrown into the nearest dumpster.
We have found the following items:
- One broken stapler with a 90% chance of not being replaced.
- A stray Post-It note with a cryptic message from the 2018 Summer Committee Meeting.
- A half-eaten bagel from last week's meeting.
Click here to continue the treasure hunt for more lost items.
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