Finding Something Better to Do

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Meeting to decide what meeting we should attend.
• 10:00 AM - Bureaucratic red tape exercises.
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break, during which we will contemplate the meaning of life and our place in the universe.
• 1:00 PM - More meetings, because we have a lot to discuss.
• 3:00 PM - Creative brainstorming session: "What can we do with all this free time?"
• 4:00 PM - End of day, start of happy hour (not really).