Penalty One: A Desperate Search for Meaning

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Interns
• 9:15 AM - "What is the meaning of life?" Discussion
• 10:00 AM - "The importance of procrastination" Break
• 11:00 AM - The Committee's Annual Talent Show
• 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Free pizza for those who attend the "What is the meaning of life?" discussion)
• 1:00 PM - "Why are we here?" Debate

Important Notes:

• Please do not forget to wear your best "I'm a committee member" tie
• Remember, "The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42, but we're trying to find it ourselves"