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Minutes of the Inane
Minutes of the Inane Committee Meeting
Meeting called to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. Discussion led by Chairman Bureaucrat, who proceeded to talk for 4 hours and 22 minutes without pause.
Points discussed:
- What is the point of pointlessness?
- Can we make the coffee machine play "La Cucaracha" on repeat?
- Why is the stapler still not a stapler-puter?
- Is it too early to start thinking about summer vacation?
Decisions made:
- Chairman Bureaucrat is now officially allowed to talk for 5 hours and 15 minutes without pause.
- The coffee machine will be programmed to play "La Cucaracha" on repeat.
- The stapler will be replaced with a stapler-puter.
- Everyone is required to wear Hawaiian shirts on Fridays.
Next meeting: Never.
See Also: Minutes of the Previous Meeting
Meet the Committee Members