Underwater Treasure Hunt: Standard Operating Procedure
Section 3, Subpage 1: Signing and Selfies
Step 1: Sign a waiver, because you're about to do something reckless.
- Check your scuba gear. No, really, check it. We mean it.
- Take a photo with a fish. We want to see your happy face!
- Repeat the phrase "I'm a functioning adult human" five times in front of a sea anemone.
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