Date: Today Time: 2:00PM Location: The Conference Room of Despair
1. Discuss the finer points of nothing in particular 2. Decide on the best way to do nothing 3. Debate the merits of doing nothing
The subcommittee has been meeting in secret to discuss the best ways to avoid actual productivity. Their report will be presented at the next meeting.
The next meeting will be on Thursday at 3:00PM. Don't forget to bring your sense of purposelessness.
The Pointless Committee is not responsible for any lack of progress or achievement.