Committee Bio: John
Chairman of the Committee of One
John is a self-proclaimed visionary, feared and respected by his peers for his
inimitable style and unwavering dedication to the committee. He has been in
charge since 2001 and has overseen numerous groundbreaking initiatives, including
but not limited to:
- The Committee of One Coffee Fund, which provides caffeine to committee
members on Wednesdays
- The Mandatory Committee Lunch, where members are forced to eat a meal of
their choice
- Committee Bingo Night, a tradition where members take turns drawing numbers and
shouting them out loud
His motto: "I am the committee, the committee is me."
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