Chairman, Chairman, Chairman (aka "The Big Cheese"): Boris P. Bottomsworth
Vice-Chairperson: Vladimir P. Punsley
Member, Member, Member: Jane D. Doe, John T. Doo, and Jill B. Jillson
Meeting Minutes (aka "The Officially-Unofficial Meeting Minutes"): Read on for thrilling tales of bureaucratic red tape!
Special Note: We will not, in fact, accomplish anything of note.
Next Meeting: Tentatively Scheduled for Never
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