Meeting Minutes from Tuesday's Meeting:
Present:
Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the Meaning of Life
We couldn't even be bothered.
Resolution: Tabled indefinitely.
Adjournment: Never.
Next Meeting:
When: Never
Where: Nowhere
Why: Because we said so.
Mistake 2: The Committee That Was Even Less Bothered
Mistake 3: The Committee That Couldn't Even Be Bothered (But Had a Nice Lunch)