Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs - Tuesday Meeting Minutes

Meeting Attendees:

• Chairperson, Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs
• Member, Department of Insignificant Projects
• Member, Bureau of Unnecessary Reports
• Member, Council of Useless Meetings

Agenda:

• Discussion of the importance of pointless committee work
• Review of the latest pointless project proposals
• Adoption of new pointless policies

Subcommittee on Committee Bio-Bluster

Chairperson, Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs, gave a 5-minute presentation on the history of the committee, but forgot to bring the necessary slides.

The presentation was interrupted by a loud, obnoxious sound effect from the Department of Insignificant Projects.

Member, Bureau of Unnecessary Reports, asked for clarification on the definition of "pointless."

A heated debate ensued, with some arguing that even pointless work is still work, and others claiming it's not.

Decision:

• To continue discussing the definition of "pointless."
• To table the adoption of new pointless policies until further review.
• To schedule a meeting with the sound effect expert to address the noise pollution issue.

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