Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Unnecessary Meeting of the Pointless Committee

Today's Agenda:

• Discussion of the importance of having meetings to discuss the importance of having meetings.
• Resolution of the non-existent crisis of the lack of a clear agenda.
• Break for coffee and stale donuts.

Action Items:

• Assign a new subcommittee to investigate the best way to waste more taxpayer dollars.
• Develop a report on the benefits of doing nothing productive for 3 hours.
• Create a flowchart to illustrate the convoluted process for getting a simple decision made.

Next Meetings:

• The Next Meeting (in two weeks)