Minutes of the Utterly Pointless Committee Meeting

Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Pointless Committee (UPC) - Session 42, Sub-Session 3

Attendees:

• Bob Smith (Chairperson)
• Jane Doe (Vice-Chairperson)
• Mike Johnson (Treasurer)
• Jessica Brown (Scribe)
• David Lee (Expert in Nothing)

Agenda Items:

1. Discussion of the Meaning of Life
2. Debate over the Best Type of Sandwich
3. Vote on the Merits of Procrastination

Moved by: Bob Smith

Seconded by: Jane Doe

Action Items:

• Bob Smith: We must spend more time talking about nothing.
• Jane Doe: Agreed, but only if we can do it while eating cake.
• Mike Johnson: Can we just take a break and get some coffee?
• Jessica Brown: No, we must stay focused.
• David Lee: I've been focused on my cat for hours.

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