We, as a committee, believe that vacations are not just a necessary evil, but a fundamental human right. Thus, we have established the following vacation schedule:
Every year, from the 15th of July to the 31st of August, we will observe a mandatory 2-week siesta.
During this time, all committee members are required to take a minimum of 4 hours of paid vacation time per day, to be spent in the company of their favorite hammock, snack cabinet, or Netflix.
We also reserve the 25th of December for a special Mental Health Day, where we will all take a 4-hour break to meditate, practice yoga, or simply stare blankly into space.
And, of course, our annual Summer Vacation Plans will be announced in the next section.
We are committed to making your vacations as relaxing, as rejuvenating, and as thoroughly unproductive as possible.